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animalaspects:

soapboxtroll:

zoodvminthemaking:

animalaspects:

Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!
The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 
See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!
Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x)
If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

Anyone down for a guerrilla marketing scheme and print this up as a “authorized” SeaWorld info pamphlet and plant them all over the park? Anyone? Hello? 

I’m in.

Omg that’s a good idea. Please let me know if you do…. :)

animalaspects:

soapboxtroll:

zoodvminthemaking:

animalaspects:

Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!

  • The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
  • Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
  • The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
  • Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
  • Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
  • Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
  • In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
  • Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 

See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!

Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x)

If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

Anyone down for a guerrilla marketing scheme and print this up as a “authorized” SeaWorld info pamphlet and plant them all over the park? Anyone? Hello? 

I’m in.

Omg that’s a good idea. Please let me know if you do…. :)

4 minutes ago | J | 1,776 notes

florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

7 minutes ago | J | 470,276 notes

tittily:

sweet-bitsy:

griefseed:

he does nt even know

Know what

the economic state of america

9 minutes ago | J | 180,075 notes

algrenion:

emberjams:

theblackleest:

pleasantandcain:

lornrocks:

peach314:

lornrocks:

icarusinstatic:

fierzzz:

kamenriderkuuga:

thivus:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

pastel furry

eyebrow lolita

communism punk

BLOOD MOON hippie

Les mis grunge?

Glow deity

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

Pokemon Dad

museum queer ;Y

pixel queer. 

FUCK. YES.

the capitalist system is a scourge on the earth femme

GAY MEMECORE. UM.

12 minutes ago | J | 27,214 notes
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Song: Sail / Everybody Wants to Rule the World
Artist: AWOLNATION and Lorde
Album: Song-Masher
Played: 67,219 times.

song-masher:

song-masher:

Mash-up of 

  • AWOLNATION Sail (Feed Me Remix)
  • Lorde Everybody Wants to Rule the World

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Sail © 2011 Red Bull RecordsEverybody Wants to Rule the World © 1985 Phonogram (UK), Mercury (US), Vertigo (CA); The Hunger Games: Catching Fire - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack © 2013 Republic Records, Mercury Records. My mash-ups are transformative works and are protected by the DMCA’s fair-use doctrine.

Protip:  this is walking tempo, so make sure to play it while walking away from explosions like a badass

2 hours ago | J | 8,835 notes

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sims4news:

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I SPEND HOURS TORRENTING JUST 3 XPACKS LAST NIGHT

3 hours ago | J | 1,399 notes

WAHAHAHAHHAAHA I FINISHED BOTH MY SUMMER COURSES WAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I’M GOING TO PLAY A LOT OF VIDEO GAMES TONIGHT and then I need to fix bottom’s head but VIDEO GAMES THO

3 hours ago | J | 0 notes

Having a bad day? Here are some SPN pick-me-ups!

hylian-fallen-angel:

gillasue345:

poisondean:

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Most importantly:

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And always remember that:

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This is surprisingly uplifting coming from a show about demons.

this literally just fixed my entire week. thank you so much imagine-fallen-angels for reblogging this.

3 hours ago | J | 21,215 notes

tamedfangirl:

bonjose:

plan-d-for-dumbass67:

Non-Supernatural fans:

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Supernatural fans:

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I get scolded so much for having the anti possesion tattoo on my wall in my room like I swear I love God

like I swear I love God

3 hours ago | J | 11,037 notes
thaumivore:

apparently i did a high school AU at some point???

thaumivore:

apparently i did a high school AU at some point???

3 hours ago | J | 2,570 notes

prawnathan:

what the american school system teaches us

4 hours ago | J | 225,655 notes

helioscentrifuge:

intersectionalfeminism:

sailinginthetea:

there-was-a-girl:

manhatingmermaid:

Audrey says “fuck your gender roles”

This movie is super underrated.

Audrey is so underrated. How can you not love her?

I have a love-hate relationship with this movie.
On one hand it’s got awesome PoC characters who defy racial and gender stereotypes. It also discusses colonialism and how people tend to destroy indigenous cultures to obtain land and resources (which is why the crew ultimately decided a to pretend they never found Atlantis because they don’t want anyone else to try and destroy the culture).
But on the other hand, the whole plot is that Atlantis needs a white, cishet man to save it from extinction and for some reason he understand their culture and language better than they do.

hEY FUCK YOU OKAY
MILO WAS THE ANTITHESIS OF WHITE SAVIOR
HE WAS A NERDY USELESS LITTLE SHIT WHO WAS COWARDLY UNTIL OTHERS FORCED HIM TO ACT
HIS ONLY STRENGTHS WERE HIS MIND AND HIS ETHICS
HE WAS THE PERFECT DUDE FOR THE JOB AND THE REASON HE KNEW BETTER WAS BECAUSE HE RIGOROUSLY STUDIED TEXTS THAT HAD BEEN LOST OR DESTROYED IN ATLANTIS BECAUSE KIDA’S FATHER INTENTIONALLY LET HIS KINGDOM LAPSE INTO DECAY AND OBSCURITY

DO NOT PULL THAT WHITE SAVIOUR BULLSHIT BECAUSE MILO WAS A DAMN GOOD DUDE

4 hours ago | J | 272,871 notes
jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

omg

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

omg

5 hours ago | J | 133,257 notes
flunflun:

calming down ur bf 

flunflun:

calming down ur bf 

5 hours ago | J | 9,978 notes

rosalarian:

zefram-cockring:

ask-the-scientist:

((tone it back on the sex questions jfc im not a miracle worker i only have what little of their canon relationship to work off of))

i feel like i should apologize 

good night everybody

This is so damn simple yet so damn sexy.

6 hours ago | J | 8,922 notes