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John Daniel Thatch. 20. Hopeless and Romantic. Multi-Fandom blog that specializes in the Big Three and Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Middle Earth. Mostly that last bit right now.
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jerk-bitch-casbutt:

mitsukake:

raptorific:

The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.

The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.

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22 hours ago | J | 179,995 notes

kwowru:

dingy:

macklemore: “don’t shit on other people just because they’re of a different race or because of their sexuality.”

the world: “hey, lets shit on macklemore because he’s straight and white; therefore he shouldn’t be spreading a good message because he’s already privileged.”

OH MY GOD I WAS TRYING TO PUT THIS INTO WORDS THIS MORNING

22 hours ago | J | 130,943 notes
lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

1 day ago | J | 137,543 notes
I was just on your blog and like a week ago someone said you're anti-sj. if you're anti-sj, what are you pro? (this is a legitimate question).

Anonymous

theheartmaid:

snucy:

senpaibowie:

the-pietriarchy:

Anti-sj is kind of a term that sounds more extreme than it is and probably also doesn’t cover what most anti-sj blogs or people that agree with it are about. 

We’re not anti social justice, or against help and equality or anything like that. We’re anti the aggressive counterproductive “pseudo helping” attitude that sometimes runs rampant on tumblr under the guise of social justice. It just became kind of easy to call the people against that anti-sj and most blogs ran with it.

So for the record, I’m not against social justice itself, I’m against the toxic and stupid tumblr brand. Let’s see if I can find a few examples real quick.

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Or that time that people running a blog all about how white people food is shit and stupid accidentally made fun of asian food on there and quickly apologized because you can’t insult asian food it was only garbage if it was white.

Or that time death treats were sent towards a innocent tumblr blogger who posted a photo of herself in a kimono because she was “culturally appropriating” despite if being a gift from her host family abroad.

Or that time that there was a news report about the death of a white 9 year old boy over racial bullying and people responded with “cry more white tears”

Or every single time when someone claims to be offended and it’s used as a excuse to bully or threaten everyone who opposes them. And then saying that you are silencing and tone policing if people object to hostile bullying behavior. 

Or absolutely annihilating anyone over something offensive they’ve said in the past and deeming people problematic and trash because god nobody ever makes a mistake or says something wrong ever in their lives, right?

Basically the toxic attitude that isn’t helping anyone and has driven people away from good causes. No room for debate, questioning things isn’t allowed. Hiding behind social justice as a shield of immunity in general and abusing that. Seeking problems behind everything and using it as an excuse for abuse, aggression, restricting and bullying.

That is what I am against.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THNK THANK YOUT HSNKY OU THANK YOUF THANK TYOUT GFUCK TUMBRLA DN TIS STUPID SJWS THIS IS REAL JUSTICE THANK YOU

1 day ago | J | 32,774 notes
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intoxifaded:

ghosthost:

Watching this cute video can help raise money for other cute dogs. Seems like a good deal to me!

make this viral

1 day ago | J | 15,382 notes

cuteness-daily:

Samoyed Dog Appreciation Post!

1 day ago | J | 81,187 notes

not-very-effective:

Pokémon Crossing by luce-do-the-doodles

1 day ago | J | 26,537 notes

blinkyxx:

mahjongnookulus:

These were confirmed by Nintendo today.

OH MY GOD

4 days ago | J | 2,960 notes

naughtylittlekittygomeoww:

sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

yes.

5 days ago | J | 197,210 notes
johnshortcut:

jackthebard:

pearlgirl710:

drowning-comic:

missarilicious:

Memories yoMom Lalonde & Bro Strider (& Cal)I didn’t knew if posting this B&W or like this…

are…are those nacho swim shorts

they’re broritos matti gawd get ‘em right

This is the first non-sexual bro strider thing I’ve seen on my blog in weeks. Of course I have to reblog.

Those shorts….

johnshortcut:

jackthebard:

pearlgirl710:

drowning-comic:

missarilicious:

Memories yo
Mom Lalonde & Bro Strider (& Cal)
I didn’t knew if posting this B&W or like this…

are…are those nacho swim shorts

they’re broritos matti gawd get ‘em right

This is the first non-sexual bro strider thing I’ve seen on my blog in weeks. Of course I have to reblog.

Those shorts….

5 days ago | J | 20,397 notes
daftpnk:

now hold on just a diddly-darn minute

daftpnk:

now hold on just a diddly-darn minute

5 days ago | J | 277,708 notes

glowcloud:

whythatsbullshit:

misandry-mermaid:

protego-et-servio:

my-unashamedly-antiabortion-blog:

Survivors of the Abortion Holocaust

"We are going to lay down to join our dead brothers and sisters from the womb, rather than donate this time and effort into helping the sentient and suffering."

Again, none of you were at immediate risk to be aborted. You’re not survivors.

Also, don’t you fucking dare appropriate the word ‘holocaust’ for your own selfish, ignorant “activism” you disgusting, anti-Semitic, misogynistic garbagebags.

I have a real problem with people appropriating the words “holocaust”, “slavery”, “genocide”, things like that. It’s just so disrespectful to actual survivors. 

Also, lol, nice protest. I’m sure pregnant women everywhere are seeing this and thinking “Y’know what, these morons lying down on the ground in red sheets…maybe I should listen to them”

hopefully u can all just lay there and never get up again

5 days ago | J | 10,563 notes

incestiel:

This is going to be picture lacking, sorry in advance.

What you could win:

  • a binder of your choice from anywhere under $20 shipping included. I’d recommend this one, since 3 people including myself have one and love it
  • Makeup from elf (or anywhere else really) under $20…
5 days ago | J | 262 notes
death-the-pale-horseman:

jaackles:

tardis-mind-palace:

chainedtoacomet:

When Dean Winchester finally dies (for good, this time), Death takes a holiday. 
He spends a week going to every fair and carnival in the continental US.
He eats every deep fried concoction possible.
When his holiday comes to an end, he goes to Heaven and knocks on the pearly gates with the head of his cane. He asks to speak with Dean Winchester.
Dean is surprised to find Death there when the angels bring him forward. Death swore that their last meeting, when Death personally escorted Dean’s soul to Heaven, would be the final time they ever saw one another.
“I found it,” Death tells him. “The perfect pie. It was in Muncie, Indiana. Apple, with a flaky, golden crust. The ratio of cinnamon to sugar and its balance with the tart Granny Smith…. it was just perfect. Divine, even.”
Dean stares at Death, unsure of why he is telling him this, but then he looks down. In Death’s hand is a wrinkled, white paper bag. Inside the bag is a slice of the perfect pie.
Dean takes the bag, mystified.
“Thanks for the pickle chips that time,” Death says, then disappears into the void.

did you just give me Death/Dean bromance feels

#And Dean turns back and walks back into the gates#He treks up an inclined road until it flattens and curves around#When he reaches his heaven Dean raises a free hand above his head and yells #’SAM#CAS #LOOKIT! PIE!’ (x)

death-the-pale-horseman:

jaackles:

tardis-mind-palace:

chainedtoacomet:

When Dean Winchester finally dies (for good, this time), Death takes a holiday. 

He spends a week going to every fair and carnival in the continental US.

He eats every deep fried concoction possible.

When his holiday comes to an end, he goes to Heaven and knocks on the pearly gates with the head of his cane. He asks to speak with Dean Winchester.

Dean is surprised to find Death there when the angels bring him forward. Death swore that their last meeting, when Death personally escorted Dean’s soul to Heaven, would be the final time they ever saw one another.

“I found it,” Death tells him. “The perfect pie. It was in Muncie, Indiana. Apple, with a flaky, golden crust. The ratio of cinnamon to sugar and its balance with the tart Granny Smith…. it was just perfect. Divine, even.”

Dean stares at Death, unsure of why he is telling him this, but then he looks down. In Death’s hand is a wrinkled, white paper bag. Inside the bag is a slice of the perfect pie.

Dean takes the bag, mystified.

“Thanks for the pickle chips that time,” Death says, then disappears into the void.

did you just give me Death/Dean bromance feels

   (x)

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5 days ago | J | 56,594 notes

pixalry:

Kanto Illustrations #095 - 112 - Created by Piper Thibodeau

Here is part 5 of Piper’s ongoing reimagination of the entire Pokedex! As always, Piper’s skill and creativity continue to amaze us, and this installment has some really great ones (seriously, just look at that Cubone). Make sure you follow Piper on Tumblr and Twitter for all her latest work.

You can also check out…

#001 - 026 here 

#027 - 049 here

#050 - 073 here

#074 - 094 here.

6 days ago | J | 28,429 notes