well that was a plot twist if there ever was one
I canT FuCKIBG BREATHEDH
The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.
okay wow this was actually exactly what I needed to hear
There’s a train in the dinette - trains are bullshit!
No really though
I started on this train at 1145
At 1215 we stopped cause something was wrong
We are now backing towards the original station to change engines
I’m going backwards on a train
Also the girl behind me saw people in the bushes and I don’t wanna be in a horror movie
That Green Lantern one will do, thanks. :)
The last one, omg <3
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
ITS NOT JUST IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER IT’S ACTUALLY A LEGIT BY THE BOOK SONNET WITH A FULL ON RHYME SCHEME AND COUPLET AND EVERYTHING
omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy
THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS
AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS
GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT
Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.
Unrequited, my arse.
I got curious about this like 2 years ago and there is fanfiction for it.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
- oh lord uh… uh… shit man I’d probably hoard like 90% of it and use it for cosplay and cons whenever I need it so like instead of buying like a 100k item once a week I’d be able to blow like 300k on like ALL THIS SHIT I NEED FOR THIS CON and probably the ridiculous overnight shipping because why the hell not
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
- space for video game purposes so it’s not all LETS PILE ON THE BED TO PLAY GAMES
I’m weird and don’t like uninvited bed pilers idk; LIBRARY or at least a hell of a lot of shelving too many books cries; nerdy shit like my Pirates of the Caribbean Chess Set or something else really fucking nerdy like Chris’s swords on the wall so it’s not like nice place it’s like WOAH YOU’VE GOT A SWORD ON THE WALL YOOOOOO; internet; maybe a space for d&d playing????
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
oh man oh man too many choices - CAT because who the fuck doesn’t want to be a cat seriously sleeps all the goddamn time hell yeah or maybe an OWL or an EAGLE because birds and freedom of flying and also fucking shit up like tossing goats off mountains would be fun or maybe a SLOTH because obvious reasons sloths are rad yo
These are actually really good...fuck, someone get curious
The Tea Calendar
Please consider a reblog— this could save a life
Human transmutation Circle.
Please reblog, this could save a limb.
or your brother
wont bring back your mom though
This post got so much better omg
Sometimes I stop and get struck in the face with the fact that my sweetheart is utterly gorgeous
queer hogwarts kids making buttons w/ preferred pronouns on them that are charmed to yell when ppl use the wrong ones